mud

A significant other.

Evolutions:
- Sand (no matter how long you try to clean off, you still find some traces of it)
- Quicksand (the more you try to fight it, the harder it is to get out)
- Cement (the most permanent)

"Where's Dougie been lately?"
"With his mud"
"You mean Maria?"
"That's what I said, his mud"

by meat jerkin' beef boy January 31, 2014