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Professor Dickscrape 

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A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

Darth Ire 

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A Dark Lord of the Sith...
1. That can shred like it's nobody's business on a guitar.
2. Has mad kung fu skills.

3. Gets the bitches.

4. Can wrestle a knife from a bear in a bar fight.
"Did you see Darth Ire get the bitches?"
"Totally, he used his awesome kung fu skills."
Darth Ire by me aka tommy March 9, 2010