A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"
A Dark Lord of the Sith...
1. That can shred like it's nobody's business on a guitar.
2. Has mad kung fu skills.
3. Gets the bitches.
4. Can wrestle a knife from a bear in a bar fight.
"Did you see Darth Ire get the bitches?"
"Totally, he used his awesome kung fu skills."