Clodia

Hipster in denial. When confronted with the reality that she is a hipster she becomes irrational and starts to speak in tongues.

Normal human being: Hey Clodia! I think you spilt water on your moccasins and rainbow pants when you were drinking out of your jar.

Clodia : What!? Me? I'm so not hipster! Hish hash Kong log ting ting ting ting pshhh

Normal human being : Wow.

Clodia : I only want to be Palestinian!!!