The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
by markvw59 September 26, 2012
Get the Volume Gnomesmug. An airplane passenger who invades the bin space above your seat by: 1) Cramming the bin so full that your stuff won't fit; or 2) Boarding the plane earlier than their boarding group so they can perform #1 above; or 3) Placing their stuff in your bin despite the fact that their seat is nowhere near yours.
Oh, man, I gotta check my carry on. It won't fit because some binhole with two carry on bags took up all my space.
by markvw59 April 17, 2010
Get the Binholemug.