mark86's definitions

Bear Trap

A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.

Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.

by mark86 February 22, 2009

Sleep Gagnea

When a woman wakes up in the middle of the night because u've jammed your ram rod down her throat.

Patient: Hey Doc I can't sleep at night I think I have sleep gagnea.
Doctor: Did you say sleep apnea?
Patient: No gagnea, you know when a man wakes up a woman in the middle of the night with his schwansenstugger.

by Mark86 February 22, 2009

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009