2 definitions by mark e

the unfortunate condition of being able to see in two different directions at once. Made famous by Ben Turpin (out of Laurel & Hardy)
'I wish Dave would look at me when i'm talking to him...or is he?'
by mark e October 8, 2004
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northern english name for face when someone is sulking.
"oye dave stop pullin' your kite!! just 'cos you can't do it!!"
by mark e October 7, 2004
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