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bog eyed
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the
unfortunate
condition of being able to see in two
different
directions
at once. Made famous by Ben Turpin (out of Laurel & Hardy)
'I
wish
Dave would
look at me
when i'm
talking to
him...or is he?'
bog eyed
by
mark e
October 8, 2004
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kite
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northern
english
name for face when
someone
is sulking.
"oye dave stop pullin' your kite!!
just
'cos
you can't
do it
!!"
kite
by
mark e
October 7, 2004
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