1 definition by man in a van with a plan

1. pooing at parties

2. shouting at old ladies

(1 so called because it's as warm and smelly as a hot pile of ash)
(2 so called because of the noise old ladies gums make when they choke on their mushed swede in shock at being accosted in such a fashion)
1.
dude, that guy's been in the bathroom for ages
must be doing an ash

2.
OLD LADY TWAT
you're such an ash, man
by man in a van with a plan October 20, 2010
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