butt ass nake on the turl

a crazy shit so brutal the only option is to take off all your clothes
person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
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teebs

nickname for tbh

you may be thinking “tbh is shorter than teebs” but that’s where you’re wrong. tbh is in fact shorter in letters than teebs, so it’s not preferable for texting BUT teebs only has one syllable, which, compared to tbh’s three syllables, makes it much more convenient for talking

for the sentences where honestly just isn’t the right way to say it
person 1: “do you think taylor lautner is hot?
person 2: “kinda ugly teebs”
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
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The Huzz

urban dictionary definitions
the huzz: your top hoe, your starting qb, mr mans

your main fav out of your options

like hoes, but nicer

only one boy can be huzz at a time, you can’t be cheating on the huzz
no secret huzzes allowed, huzz must a be main character in your friend group convos
no boys allowed, only girls can speak of the huzz (#reclaimhuzz)
feel free to combine huzz with whatever current adjective you like: chuzz—chopped hoes (the huzz cannot be chuzz, huzz is a good thing)
if the tween urge to nickname your crush pineapple comes, try naming him huzz instead.
person 1: “what are you doing?”

person 2: “just texting the huzz”
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
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reals

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
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