person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

nickname for tbh
you may be thinking “tbh is shorter than teebs” but that’s where you’re wrong. tbh is in fact shorter in letters than teebs, so it’s not preferable for texting BUT teebs only has one syllable, which, compared to tbh’s three syllables, makes it much more convenient for talking
for the sentences where honestly just isn’t the right way to say it
you may be thinking “tbh is shorter than teebs” but that’s where you’re wrong. tbh is in fact shorter in letters than teebs, so it’s not preferable for texting BUT teebs only has one syllable, which, compared to tbh’s three syllables, makes it much more convenient for talking
for the sentences where honestly just isn’t the right way to say it
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

urban dictionary definitions
the huzz: your top hoe, your starting qb, mr mans
your main fav out of your options
like hoes, but nicer
only one boy can be huzz at a time, you can’t be cheating on the huzz
no secret huzzes allowed, huzz must a be main character in your friend group convos
no boys allowed, only girls can speak of the huzz (#reclaimhuzz)
feel free to combine huzz with whatever current adjective you like: chuzz—chopped hoes (the huzz cannot be chuzz, huzz is a good thing)
if the tween urge to nickname your crush pineapple comes, try naming him huzz instead.
the huzz: your top hoe, your starting qb, mr mans
your main fav out of your options
like hoes, but nicer
only one boy can be huzz at a time, you can’t be cheating on the huzz
no secret huzzes allowed, huzz must a be main character in your friend group convos
no boys allowed, only girls can speak of the huzz (#reclaimhuzz)
feel free to combine huzz with whatever current adjective you like: chuzz—chopped hoes (the huzz cannot be chuzz, huzz is a good thing)
if the tween urge to nickname your crush pineapple comes, try naming him huzz instead.
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
