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Areta

Areta is a fascinating yet charming woman. If you meet someone named Areta, slide into her Dms. She will only accept your company if you do not have a micro pp and are very smooth. She is a role player and is great to watch movies with. It's an ego boost to shame her during spice challenges.

Boy 1: Oh my god bro I think we're lost... I thought you said we were at the correct place!
Boy 2: I thought we were!
Boy 1: Bro you just pulled an Areta on me!

by male_salad.exe September 12, 2021