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Creamsicle

a rare phenomenon while procreating in the great snowy outdoors; a guy pulls out of the vazhin/ass expecting his seed juice to excrete, but ends up freezing into a deadly spike before fully expelled out of said orifice. usually occurs in temperatures below zero, and is a very painful experience for the person with the creamsicle attached to the orifice. it cannot be pulled out without fissuring the sphincter/ vazhin, so the only way to get it out is by sitting close to a source of heat until creamsicle melts back into dude seed-juice.

audra bled to death after i pulled the creamsicle out of her penis gobbling asshole... serves her right, the whore...

by madre mamon December 23, 2007