m@tty B's definitions

Aspeeragus

Aspeeragus is foul smelling urine that occurs immediately after consuming Asparagus (regardless of type of preparation). Note: Aspeeragus cannot be smelled by everyone as some people do not possess the necessary receptors for Aspeeragus recognition.

Kimmy asked her mother to smell her used toilet paper for traces of Aspeeragus.

by m@tty B October 21, 2011