Plurk

A verbal substitute as a censoring interjection; to replace profane speech with kinder language.
Used as a substitute for coarse or profane exclamations, especially. those beginning or ending with a plosive or fricative consonant; an expression of surprise, irritation, or emphasis.

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Formed from the cultural acronym PLUR (Peace, Love, Unity, Respect) with the appended K (Kindness). First attested / used by the festival-going parents of a child who, upon realizing their child would adopt their expletives, decided to censor themselves with an equally effective-sounding substitute. The term has since been adopted as a playful alternative to vulgar expletives, maintaining the phonetic punch of taboo words without their profanity.
“Plurk! I dropped my phone.”
"Don't plurk your life up kids."
"Plurk yea!"
What the plurk is going on?”
"Are you plurking kidding?"
by luminoustree September 12, 2025
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