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Schipani Strudel

The act of receiving head, pulling out, and glazing her face like she’s a krispy kreme recipe and screaming “toaster struuuuuudel” as high pitched as you can.
Me: Why are you so mad?
Her: Because of what you did to me last night
Me: I don’t even remember what I did…
Her: YOU CAME ON MY FACE AND SAID “TOASTER STRUDEL” YOU SICK BASTARD
Me: whoops… I call that trick the Schipani Strudel
Schipani Strudel by lukaso November 11, 2026
A dumb indian that thinks they are smart. Guptards have a 3.5 GPA and a rock bottom IQ. Bridgewater-Raritan Highschool has an outstanding amount of Guptards, record holding.
Teacher: What is 3 to the power of 27
Guptard: 7.62559748498×10¹²
Teacher: What is a good deodorant brand?
Guptard: Wtf is deodorant?
Guptard by lukaso April 22, 2025