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A true family from medford is constructed like this: Both parents are together have a goooood amount of money in the bank a few kids each with about 100,000 dollers in their trust funds, at least one of the daughters is a whore and at least one kid is a stoner, big ass house look perfect on the outside, and every kid is perfect at everything they do they have to have a shore house and dress everyday in either Abercrombie & Fitch or American eagle, oh and the whole famile must be very attractive
Person1-yea there's this family who lives down the street from us in the summer in ocean city, damn they're like perfect
Person2-are they from medford??
by lover April 20, 2005
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The person known as "Sexy Pants" is unbalanced and loves to smoke the cock as much as possible. Not only does he love to suck penis like one massive joint full of gay pot, he also loves to ride the cock as well. He'll ride it long and hard into the morning light.
by lover June 25, 2003
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