University of Moratuwa

The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.
“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”
by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025
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