1 definition by lord tulli
A measure of wine.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
by lord tulli June 8, 2013