Definitions by lmnopxyz

Steveland Creamer 

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

Steveland Creamer by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025