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After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.
by liveMike August 11, 2017
Get the breakfast chipsmug. The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.
Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
by liveMike June 19, 2008
Get the Facial Spelunkingmug. 1. A kiss.
Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.
2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.
2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.
2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
by liveMike December 14, 2009
Get the Smootchmug.