falser

Someone who may actually think they are a type of person like an emo, an anarchist, etc. but really dont act like one.
bobby: I'm so emo.

Phil: then whats the deal with the smiley face t-shirt and great attitude you stupid falser?
by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009
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ultracheated

VERB. someone whos luck keeps falling bad side up. the ultimate form of bad luck.
robert: man, today I went to the store, tripped on a soda spill, fell in the way of a cart, got my head trampled, somebody youtubed it, My boss saw the video, found out I wasnt sick that day and fired my ass.

Phil: woah. ultracheated dude.

(robert gets hit by a bus)
by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009
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