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Turdoctopus
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Noun
. An octopus made of
poo
, that lives in the
sea
.
"I
hate
Kyle, he's such a turdoctopus!" Aka kind of like
douche bag
, but not so
cliche
.
Turdoctopus
by
lazerkitty
February 21, 2011
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Turdoctopus
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