Definitions by laura aka spork agent 99

sporking 

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

sporking by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005