pwned

pwned mean POWER OWNED, you dumb asses

Me: Aw shit son I just pwned your newb ass in the dome
Your Grandma: would you like a sandwich?

by Lance AP November 16, 2007

brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.

I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.

by lance ap May 25, 2008