Definitions by lamp unit

bungswipe 

the art of stealthily taking an object (usually food, or somthing that will be held), wiping your ass with it, then putting it back. works great with vegetables, fruits, pencils, microphones.

origin: Cleveland Ohio

Ron and his buddy thought they were going to close some ass, but Janet caught them bungswiping one of her apples.

or

Jermaine was acting like a moon cricket, so i bungswiped his microphone from his work area.

bungswipe by lamp unit October 11, 2007