1 definition by lake placid black guy

shitwich

for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass

dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!

dude1 leaps up

dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.

by lake placid black guy November 1, 2009