crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 08, 2020

Trumplesome

Something that is only troublesome because Trump is involved

John was a lifelong republican but he a had a trumplesome time casting his vote in 2020

by ladislav77 October 09, 2020