Definitions by lørd skum

spormph 

noun: A mutated extra thumb protruding from just below your pinky

“aw man my newborn offspring has a big old spormph after that diddly darn gosh dang darn tootin chernobyl situation.”

spormph by lørd skum February 20, 2019

Shit on a Shingle 

Noun: Straight-up garbage.

“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”

Shit on a Shingle by lørd skum February 20, 2019