Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kylee stroemer

madiisleavingatosis

when you’re so sad because your best friend madi is leaving that you try to commit suicide because you miss her so much

i suffer from madiisleavingatosis

this is the practice of killing ants and shoving them down the sink with tequila

he was so insane he liked to homotolicito

when a creepy man tries to steal your ice cream bar

help he’s trying to yolotis “oh fuck”

when you’re so mad and throw a huge tantrum like you are a two year old

my daughter is having a tolkitom and needs some help