Definitions by kylee stroemer

madiisleavingatosis 

when you’re so sad because your best friend madi is leaving that you try to commit suicide because you miss her so much

i suffer from madiisleavingatosis

madiisleavingatosis by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019

homotolicito 

this is the practice of killing ants and shoving them down the sink with tequila

he was so insane he liked to homotolicito

homotolicito by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019

yolotis 

when a creepy man tries to steal your ice cream bar

help he’s trying to yolotis “oh fuck”

yolotis by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019

tolkitom 

when you’re so mad and throw a huge tantrum like you are a two year old

my daughter is having a tolkitom and needs some help

tolkitom by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019