kylee stroemer 's definitions

madiisleavingatosis

when you’re so sad because your best friend madi is leaving that you try to commit suicide because you miss her so much

i suffer from madiisleavingatosis

by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019

homotolicito

this is the practice of killing ants and shoving them down the sink with tequila

he was so insane he liked to homotolicito

by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019

tolkitom

when you’re so mad and throw a huge tantrum like you are a two year old

my daughter is having a tolkitom and needs some help

by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019

yolotis

when a creepy man tries to steal your ice cream bar

help he’s trying to yolotis “oh fuck”

by kylee stroemer August 19, 2019