October 23

Slap your shortest best friend day.

Been abused on October 22nd for slap your tallest best friend day? Have no fear, it’s revenge time.
Friend 1: come here
(Short) Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s october 23rd
(Short) Friend 2: oH cRa- *insert slap noise*
by kwatie October 23, 2019
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toxic straighulinity

alyssa: sorry about making that joke that we’re gay earlier
katie: it’s cool, i don’t have that toxic straighulinity 😩
by kwatie February 26, 2021
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