kung-fu jesus's definitions

glitterati

(n.) Social elites. Famed, fashionable, adorable and learnéd. The beautiful people.

Glitterati consists fashion laber owners, celebrity socialites, actors and actresses and otheruseless leaches to society

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.

He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

seated at my right

"Seated at my right hand".

See right hand man

"And my son, seated at my right"

Said Don Vitole, before he breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

find yourself another piece of the action

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.

1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Goodwill

(n.) The difference between the value of a business as a whole and the sum of its' net assets. Usually a measurement of reputation, position, contacts etc etc. When a new partner is accepted into the business, they must buy thier share of the goodwill


Can be positive or negative.

Goodwill in the business as at 31 dec 2003 was valued at £80,000.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

nova

(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.

Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.


All the above cars suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004