Definitions by kstan34

pole fancy 

Another word for homosexual

Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy

pole fancy by kstan34 May 26, 2010

upsidedown piano 

Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.

I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.

upsidedown piano by kstan34 May 26, 2010

Dick seizure 

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

Dick seizure by kstan34 May 24, 2010

blue butt monkey 

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

blue butt monkey by kstan34 May 21, 2010