an act where one strips down butt naked and begins to defecate to where the feces comes out like a log, however they do not pinch it off, but instead stand up and leave it hanging, like a tail, then they proceed to shimmy around the room wagging their "tail" around until it happens to break off or the person gets tired.
Mr. Y foxtrotted around the room with a naked picture of one of his students, until his wife walked in and exclaimed "WTF?!"
by kskizzle January 02, 2010