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Definitions by kleeah

1. A rare species of English boy powered almost exclusively by Yorkshire Tea and shortbread. Scientists are still investigating whether an IV drip would be more efficient.

2.The world’s self-appointed #1 Doran fanboy.

3.“Somewhere Only We Know”

4. Viego’s Loverboy

5. Somehow knows an alarming amount about balls. Footballs, golf balls, snooker balls… any kind of ball, really.

6.Can be identified by a suspicious enthusiasm for pain au chocolat despite not being French.

7. The beach

8. Astronomy ☆

9. Certified night owl
Oh look, Keane’s playing at LoL with his lad David while drinking Yorkshire Tea at 2 a.m. Again.
Keane by kleeah August 2, 2026