Definitions by kirkandhisperc

fandomite

A terminally online person who has slavishly dedicated their life to one or more fandoms in order to maintain human connections. Never misses a change to start pointless arguments they will never admit defeat on. A step above LARPers, as they are genuinely fans of the works, but are often a bigger fan of the fandom culture itself. Generally teenagers, although many specimens have been found well into their twenties. Closely tied to puriteens and shippers. Has spent so much time online, half of what they say will have you digging deep on this very website.

"Dude, did you see Felix's Twitter? All he's posted for the last few months are poorly made memes and he's always arguing with random kids, I think he might be a fandomite..."

fandomite by kirkandhisperc May 18, 2026