Definitions by kingknb
Strawberry
That one person that gets their heart broken in a relationship by someone and uses people to vent, get attention and sympathy from by faking their depression. This person also tends to be a snowflake and can't handle the truth. If you find this person, best thing is to leave them since all they do is cry and are always negative and never stop.
For example:
Strawberry Day 1: "This person left me...blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 1: "Aw, that is so sad, don't worry, you'll find someone else even better"
Strawberry Day 100: "Same blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 100: "It's okay, we understand, try to move on"
Strawberry Day 365: "Why does it have to be like this, same blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 365: *Slowly gets away from the Strawberry"
Strawberry: *Goes to others to do the same thing again to other victims*
Strawberry Day 1: "This person left me...blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 1: "Aw, that is so sad, don't worry, you'll find someone else even better"
Strawberry Day 100: "Same blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 100: "It's okay, we understand, try to move on"
Strawberry Day 365: "Why does it have to be like this, same blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 365: *Slowly gets away from the Strawberry"
Strawberry: *Goes to others to do the same thing again to other victims*
Strawberry by kingknb July 3, 2020
Class of 2028
2009 and 2010 borns aka the ones that were non-existence and only came when we said goodbye to the 2000s and entered the 2010s , They play games like Minecraft and Roblox and even Fortnite, They are loud and obnoxious to deal with due to their feeling that they are cooler. Even tho they look up and get almost everything and are secretly learning the most or even all things from the 2000s decade borns and that isn't a good sign of the future. If you have one of those little children, then best thing to do is use parental controls like ffs they will find a way to access stuff that they aren't supposed to see nor use! They are easily be fooled and played around with like a toy. Have inner lower self-worth and self-esteem due to all this depressing shit that is being throwed around
Person: "When are you going to College?"
Class of 2028 Kid: "Uhh….I don't know?" *shrugs*
*counts with fingers*
Class of 2028 Kid: Class of 20 and uh 28...I think
Person: Holy shit *laughs* You are so fucking young
Class of 2028 Kid: *learns new swear words
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The Kid's Mom: "Timmy, clean your room"
Class of 2028: "Fuck you mom! You piece of shit! You fucking bitch!"
Class of 2028 Kid: "Uhh….I don't know?" *shrugs*
*counts with fingers*
Class of 2028 Kid: Class of 20 and uh 28...I think
Person: Holy shit *laughs* You are so fucking young
Class of 2028 Kid: *learns new swear words
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The Kid's Mom: "Timmy, clean your room"
Class of 2028: "Fuck you mom! You piece of shit! You fucking bitch!"
Class of 2028 by kingknb May 14, 2020