Definitions by king simmo

drink link 

a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.

drink link by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab 

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

Badly Packed Kebab by king simmo October 16, 2003

mumbler

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

mumbler by king simmo October 16, 2003

Tart Fuel

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

Tart Fuel by king simmo October 16, 2003

WYNONA RYDER

WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

WYNONA RYDER by king simmo October 16, 2003

up on blocks 

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

up on blocks by king simmo October 16, 2003