Similar to a
ratchet hoe, BUT tries harder to go for the
hipster style in a way that is more self-aware and completely obvious. Likes
selfies, likes feathers, likes
antlers, likes tattoos of elephants, likes quotes from books she hasn't read, likes old typewriters, likes
polaroid photographs, likes hot
yoga. You can like one of these things and not be spooky, but to like all of them is to be
spooky.
