kez's definitions

pooj

the cheaper version of the famous colone brand 'Joop'. Originates from Turkey. Smells like sprouts and the inside of an ass..

"I just baught this Pooj from a Turkish man..wait a minute =o This isnt Joop! Its pooj!" dun dun duunn

by Kez April 5, 2005

Bank Account

A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!

"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"

by Kez December 11, 2004