2 definitions by keyster king
When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.
Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
by keyster king October 4, 2015
The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
by keyster king October 4, 2015