Definitions by kevinator

towel shark 

A single individual who, at a swingers party, tries to work their way into another couple's adventures.

"That party last night was pretty wild! I was towel sharking it up like a mo-fo!"

towel shark by Kevinator July 9, 2005

mother of god 

The one and only mother of the Lord Jesus Christ, the virgin Mary. Also used to describe an undescribable event.

sweet mother of god.

mother of god by kevinator March 16, 2003