2 definitions by kermitjuice

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

Swag

Being incredibly cool, so much that mortals consider you like a god

"Wow Malia and Sara are so swag"
"I know right, everytime I walk past them I can feel their godly aura"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021