9 definitions by kennedy
Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.
One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.
Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.
One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.
Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
by kennedy July 26, 2005