Definitions by kellylynn

mormon 

A stuipid religon.
Where all the people worship god.
Hate people who arent mormans.
No caffine.
No tattos.
No piercings.
No gf or bf untill 16.
Go on gay missions.
Have to wear a tux/dress to church.
Kids Cant go anywhere with out permmision.
Family Orentated.
Doesnt support gays.
Fags.
Use Non cuss words ex. Heck, Fudge, Gosh
Goes on Stuipid missions to preach about god.
Losers in School.
Straight A students.
Hang out with other momons.
Has A billion churches and wards.
98% live in utah.

Mormon Kid A. ''hey, Lets go to the skate Park'
Mormon Kid B. " Yeah maybe we can hang out with the cool skaters."
Mormon Parent A "Heck No, Go to church and worship god!"

mormon by kellylynn May 28, 2007