kelly crawford's definitions

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

balls to the wind

Making a maximal effort. Used in conflict situations. Variation of balls out.

He charged, balls to the wind, crashing through the door.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004