3 definitions by keith barker-main

Nontourage

The A-Lister's liggy Nontourage of stylist, make-up artist, hairdresser, life coach, spiritual guru, dietary advisor and holistic therapist. Hun, that J. Lo and Mariah pose is so last century!

That American Idol loser showed up at the club with a nontourage of forty. Get real!

by keith barker-main October 29, 2006

chugger

Licensed charity muggers with coloured tabards and clipboards laying in wait on every high street in the land to pounce on you and relieve you of your dosh by pressing all your guilt buttons and making you sign up to their cause.

Word first appeared in print in London newspaper METRO on 26 June 2002 in its creator Keith Barker-Main's SAY WHAT (New Words Around Town) column.

I was accosted in the street by no less than eight chuggers yesterday

by keith barker-main September 19, 2006

Downbag

Switching a blingy purchase from a designer boutique in to a discount chain's carrier bag to avoid becoming a mugger's target

I'll have to downbag that Gucci jacket I bought if you want me to take the subway back home

by keith barker-main October 29, 2006