Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

Giant General Sherman Sequoia

The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.

"I've got a Giant General Sherman Sequoia, myself, it's a mouthful."

by kariusvega October 31, 2011