uyakhan

That one friend who somehow radiates both “wise monk energy” and “absolute chaos” in the same conversation. Says the most random things, but it’s weirdly always profound. Will gas you up before an exam, a party, or a mental breakdown. The type of person who sends memes at 2am, then grinds at 9am.

“Bro, I was gonna give up but then Uyakhan told me to ‘channel my inner Riz God’ and now I’m thriving.”
“Uyakhan just convinced the group to skip class and study harder. How??”