2 definitions by kaptain kernel

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel February 15, 2016

ass memory

When you have the perfect memory of the perfect butt, in a way of having a brain journal of all passed perfect butts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.

Brian used his ass memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.

by kaptain kernel January 24, 2017