Definitions by kaptain kernel

ass memory 

When you have the perfect memory of the perfect butt, in a way of having a brain journal of all passed perfect butts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.

Brian used his ass memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.

ass memory by kaptain kernel January 24, 2017

kernel kabob 

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

kernel kabob by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016