kaltrina

my favorite star and stone obsessed ghost bestie. kaltrina <3 she is the stunningest and gourgouest girl. she has prettier hair (my typing thing suggest boobs and i agree on that too) but she has prettier hair than rapunzel. that blonde bitch could never compete with kaltrina. many might also refer to kaltrina as “mommy”. she tends to go for baaad people bc kaltrina has unresolved family issues and loves bad ppl. this is damaging to kaltrina’s!!! a kaltrina may also be shorter than the average dwarf, so be aware!! they can be aggressive. kaltrina’s tend to HIT or to BITE their friends! (from far distance i have observed this go down). small and feisty, comparable to chihuahuas. kaltrina’s are probably gonna show this to her friends bc kaltrina’s are often leo’s!!! but honestly, as kaltrina should
person 1: that person is scaring me. it is the size of a chair and it hits but she’s pretty. witchcraft!!

person 2: oh do not worry! that is probably a kaltrina! harmless!! call out “mommy” and you might attract them!!
by kallylally November 21, 2021
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