k2kate's definitions
A person from the frozen north who holds and misuses authority for his or her own self-serving, short-sighted, manipulative gain. Ethically challenged; devoid of prefrontal cortex activity. Makes being trailer trash look like a promotion
Woman #1: Didn't that Tundra trash go back to Alaska...what was her name, anyway?
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!
by k2kate December 17, 2008

Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
by k2kate January 28, 2009
