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bastard
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you
you are a
bastard
bastard
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k kab
June 22, 2021
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seizure
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the dance your
grandpa
or
grandma
might make until they'
re
at the hospital
"grandpa, that dance you did was
awesome
" shut up and that was not a dance that was a fucking seizure, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I IN
BED
NEXT
TO A WHITE SHIRT DUDE AGAIN
seizure
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k kab
January 15, 2021
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